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Roy Shildt Personal Fitness Trainer for PRESIDENT USA (ACE certified in 1999)
As seen on HOWARD STERN!

Roy Shildt (UCLA Graduate-&"B"student) was a professional bodybuilder, video game player, and fitness trainer to Hollywoods' stars. After winning the "Real Man" photo contest he was promoted to run for PRESIDENT of the USA and bring THE TRUTH TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE! Order his book and learn the "Mr. Awesome Program" for success and see how Americas' most successful immigrant got to where he is today! Get advice from Heidi Fleiss! Read the book that inspired the "KING OF KONG" documentary!


Roy Shildt-"Mr. Awesome"- international celebrity from the Guinness Book of World Records now offers his autobiograpy! Send $9.95 + $5.00 S&H (U.S. Funds) for book #1 (each copy autographed) payable to:

Roy Shildt
P.O. Box 25713
Los Angeles CA 90025
USA

Book #2 unavailable until furthur notice due to the continuing saga of "The King of Kong"! Book #1 (revised and updated) will be available Aug.'08 & at San Diego Comic-Con 2008! (#1 contains nudity-over 18 yrs. to order)

HOWARD STERN: "Hey Roy- I really liked your book! I heard that pop star Madonna was one of your "work-out" clients. Did she see your "Hall of Fame" appearance in the Guinness Book of World Records?

ROY SHILDT: "Yeah- right, and her "Hall of Fame" is located in my jock strap!"

Roy Shildt will lead the USA. His 8 Year Mission: To seek out and expose new scumbags, with a camera hidden in his jockstrap, he boldly goes where "Geraldo" has never gone before and thereby creates the "Mr. Awesome Program"! Order the book and read this Program and you too can "HIGH SCORE" the intern of your dreams!

Roy Shildt on MAD T.V.     Shock and Awesome Hall of Fame  

 

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